Thursday, July 15, 2010

I'm Runnin' (I was a little bored on this rainy day)

Not certain whether it's poetry or rap! At any rate, I hope that you will find it amusing. Did I tell you I was bored on this rainy day? Iambic pentameter (probably not) meets PDiddy?

Sarah Palin, I'm Runnin':

I'm runnin', I'm runnin'

The post which I'm elected for will end up being nevermore

I'll quit it by half time, because it's so mine

I'll be remembered for ever more for being Governor for a tenth of a score.

But I'm runnin', I'm runnin'

Just to get elected but then I'll be rejectin'

The job; elected to by an angry mob

Of teabaggers and tongue waggers

Takin' what's mine is my new pastime,

And it's past time, for a new civil war, and I'm its' biggest boor!

I'm Palin, and failin' is my MO; showin' what I don't know

It's made me rich, and yes I'm still a witch (thanks Reverend Muthee, for NOTHIN')

Queen of Walmart; a bumpit with no brain

Sucking dollars from the stupid and insane

Guess I do owe a shout out to Mr. John McCain

One man's lack of vetting sure did end up abetting

A career of griftin' and stealin'

Darn it, you know his head must be reelin'!

Suck it Couric and O'Reilly too

Only Hannity and Beck are part of my crew

(and VanSusteren, but hey, that's a hard rhyme…just give me some time...)

Got Murdoch in my pocket and Roger Ailes too,

Got Malek and Rove and Krystol wooed.

Just hopin' that Steele knows his place in this world

'Cause only for whites does the great flag unfurl.

I'm Palin and I'm runnin'

Levi's spoils are won, even without the shotgun!

Trig and Tripp and new baby make three

more street cred for Focus on the Family (love ya Dobson ;-)

If that doesn't "sill the dill", I don't know what will

Get used to it folks, y'alls now in the yokes of

Palin 2012, hope my detractors don't delve....

(too deeply, that could be bad…also too I hope that the Mayan calendar is not right and I get to be President for more than just a month and a half.)

XOXO (don't mean it)

SP (but not really)

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